Britney Spears got married again last weekend. For those counting, that’s twice in nine months. This, of course, begs the question of why it’s OK for a boozed up trollop like Britney to marry and divorce more often than I change the oil in my car, while lots of responsible gay couples still can’t? Food for thought, ain’t it?
Anyhow, the important thing here is that I’ve been able to convert Britney’s wedded bliss into cold hard cash cash cash! Last night on the Late Show (Tuesday 9/21) David Letterman told the following joke I wrote about this:
Congratulations to Britney Spears who got married again this weekend.
Friends say it was a beautiful ceremony, particularly when she lip-sync’d “I do.”
Watch out J Lo; Britney’s right on your tail!-Chum [link]