It was freezing cold today here in New York City.
The key to beating the cold is to dress in layers. So today I’m wearing two hairpieces.
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Mayor Bloomberg and the mayor of Boston have already made the traditional Super Bowl bet.
Here’s the deal: if the Giants win New York gets a crate of lobsters. If the Patriots win, Boston gets Regis.
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ADDED BONUS: Here’s a pic of Dave’s cue card guy Tony Mendez holding the card for this joke:
You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.[link]