By now I’m sure you all know that Roger Clemens has gotten himself into a bit of hot water about this whole steroids thing. He and his former trainer Brian McNamee had a little he said/he said thing going at a recent congressional hearing on steroid use about whether Roger has used steroids and/or human growth hormone (HGH). Among the things they argued about was whether Roger attended a party in 1998 at the house of Roger’s former teammate and admitted juicer Jose Canseco.
What does all of this have to do with Hillary Clinton and her increasingly desperate struggle with Barack Obama, you ask? Isn’t it obvious? Mash it all together and you get a quality topical joke that I wrote and David Letterman told to open his monologue on last night’s Late Show (2/27/08).
Last night in Cleveland Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their last debate.
You can tell Hillary is getting desperate. At one point she accused Obama of attending a party at Jose Canseco’s house.
Like the late rounds of a classic heavyweight title fight, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are really slugging it out. Fists are flying, blood is flowing, low blows are being landed – I love it all! You can’t make up this kind of entertainment.
No, you can’t make up this kind of entertainment, but you can sure make fun of it, which is what we like to do at Cup O Politics.
This week our good buddy and very talented musician and writerDave Wildman whipped up not one but two little diddies about HRC vs. BHO and my COP partner Steve Garfield created some great videos to go with them.
Super Tuesday is almost here! Candidates are dropping like flies. If you’re like me you’re still trying to figure out who you’re going to vote for to be our next president. Perhaps you’re looking for guidance from a higher power! Well, look no further! I recently sat down with a certain well known former carpenter with a knack for miracles for Cup O Politics to see what’s what on this election thing.
After selling no jokes for about a three month stretch, mainly due to the writers strike, things are picking up! Last week, Dave Letterman told three of my jokes, including one night where he told two. Lightening has struck again, as he told two more of my jokes on Wednesday’s Late Show (1/30/08).
John Edwards officially dropped out of the presidential race today.
He says he wants to spend more time with his haircut.