Get Email Updates

By FeedBlitz
Feeds


Add to Google
Subscribe in Bloglines
Search Me
Archives
November 2011
August 2011
July 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
September 2010
August 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
January 2010
December 2009
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
May 2009
April 2009
March 2009
February 2009
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
June 2002
May 2002
April 2002
March 2002
February 2002
January 2002
December 2001
November 2001
October 2001
September 2001
August 2001
July 2001
June 2001
May 2001
April 2001
March 2001
February 2001
January 2001
December 2000
November 2000
October 2000
September 2000
August 2000
July 2000
June 2000
May 2000
April 2000
March 2000
February 2000
January 2000
December 1999
November 1999
October 1999
September 1999
August 1999
July 1998

Creative Commons License
This work by Chumworth is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
January 29, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 1:52 pm UTC
A Big Speech?

My latest IT Underworld cartoon.

A Big Speech?

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 22, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 5:02 pm UTC
A New Job for Conan

My latest IT Underworld cartoon.

A New Job for Conan

-Chum    [link | Comments Off]

Tags: , , ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 15, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 7:01 pm UTC
Old School Desktop Support

My latest IT Underworld cartoon.

Old School Desktop Support

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: , , , , ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 11, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-11
  • survived family dinner. the bad news: the girls left the table 3 times to fart. the good news: the girls left the table 3 times to fart. #
  • enjoying the defensive struggle going on in arizona. #
  • more bad news for the economy: the unemployment rate is about to go up by neil rackers. #cardinals #
  • we took down all the christmas gear today; it's always a little sad when i put away my red thong. #
  • wow – what an ending to the cardinals-packers game. i think a certain cardinals kicker owes a certain cardinals linebacker a blow. #
  • how in the hell is it monday again already? i blame the blue dogs. #
  • just ate a piece of fruit, which proves that i'm working too hard to think straight. #
  • this concludes the lunch portion of the day. pardon me whilst i observe a moment of silence. #
  • dear lord: please let me survive these next 2 weeks without going insane. let me know if i should also ask this of allah and/or tom cruise. #
  • looks like I picked the right week to not quit drinking. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 10, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-10
  • so far not so good for chad ochodumbass and his fellow bungles. #
  • enjoying a few fingers of this: http://tinyurl.com/yjpcau5 #
  • the poor old bungles. losers again. #
  • the poor bengals will never be winners with those god awful uniforms. #
  • preparing a heaping plate of cheese fries for cowboys-eagles – no, wait, i'm sorry, that's what jessica simpson is doing. #
  • the first topless house cleaning of 2010 is on! #
  • it's day two of wild card weekend in the NFL. i am doing what comes naturally to a man on these days: roasting a turkey. #
  • gee, the patriots look sharp! #
  • is it too late for the patriots to get in on the pete carroll bidding? #
  • if i'm john harbaugh i wouldn't be expecting a hand shake from BB after this game. bill will probably be heading into the locker room soon. #
  • the 10 year old clogged her first toilet of 2010 today. #
  • attention male neighbors of mine: that empty NAIL SALON toy box out with the trash was for my 10 year old daughter. honest. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 9, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-09
  • happy hour is here! i am drinking beer, so i am happy! #
  • we've ordered food from a foreign country! hint: it's not part of NAFTA or the EU. #
  • hey – my IT Underworld toon made the front page of Cartoon Saturday on Open Salon! http://open.salon.com/ #
  • NFL playoffs starting soon so i'm doing what most guys before football: preparing a marinade. #
  • <— back by popular demand, it's my drinking avatar! let the games begin! #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 8, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-08
  • wait – new jersey won't pass a gay marriage bill? jersey shore has given me the wrong impression that state. it seems so enlightened on TV. #
  • I think I'm getting a cold, so I may take nyquil for non-recreational reasons tonight. #
  • i hear the weather in new orleans is lovely in early february. i will find out for myself in a few weeks! time to buy some beads. #
  • who's feeling it? i'm feeling it! could also just be gas. #
  • having a strong urge to gouge my eyes out because of work. that's normal, right? #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 7, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-07
  • i need a new plan – and possibly a new liver. #
  • hmm, time now for tea or wine? ha – dumb question. it's time for scotch. #
  • jimmy fallon needs WGA writers for this? "Randy Johnson is retiring from baseball… Fans wish he’d take more time to mullet over." #
  • not having to write topical jokes everyday is making me lose touch with the world. have jon and kate had any more kids? #
  • ok, so my town says that i can dispose of medical waste in my trash, at least until july. good to know, you know, just in case. #
  • a man was arrested for running naked near the white house on wednesday. at least they think it was a man; it was pretty cold out. #
  • dear MBTA: if the 4:49 train each night is going to continue to be 10 minutes late, can you just change the official departure time to 4:59? #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 6, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-06
  • based on the number of women wearing uggs these days I'd say that the government needs to raise the terror alert level a notch or three. #
  • had dinner and drinks with a friend tonight and I was clearly drunk as a skunk cause I remember something about ordering a veggie burger. #
  • my oatmeal was too dry this morning. sadly, that should be my most exciting update of the day. #
  • well, so far wednesdays in 2010 make me just as gassy as wednesdays in 2009. #
  • looks like the office cleaning company has resolved to no longer vacuum in 2010. at least somebody is sticking to their resolutions. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 6, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 10:01 am UTC
We’re Finally Y2K Compliant!

My New Year’s Eve IT Underworld cartoon.

We're Finally Y2K Compliant!

Happy (belated) New Year!

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: , , , , , ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 5, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-05
  • that 10 day old leftover meat i ate last night? well, there's still some left – and now it's 11 days old. pray for me. #
  • mrs chumworth just gave the kids ice cream. anything to keep their yappers shut. #
  • just turned on the fiesta bowl, took one look at the god-awful uniforms on both sides and immediately changed the channel. #
  • i just tuned back into the fiesta bowl and was immediately hit with an ad for idaho potatoes. great – more propaganda from big potato. #
  • back on the train to work. there goes new year's resolution number one. #
  • my toes are cold. note to self: at next job review demand personal foot warming assistant. #
  • can't recall if i posted this already: ALL of the jokes i submitted to @jimmyfallon are now up here: http://tinyurl.com/yb7ykoq #
  • dang – forgot my watch this morning. guess i'll have to go home and get it. back in three hours. #
  • an old friend has flown in all the from hawaii to buy me dinner and drinks tonight! you know who you are – thanks in advance! #
  • another day, another invitation to come and speak at harvard about comedy writing. yawn. #
  • heading into kenmore square to meet friend and drink beer. hopefully there isn't a red sox – or bruins – game at Fenway tonight. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 4, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-04
  • just got back home to find that the world's greatest neighbor had plowed my driveway and shoveled my driveway. praise jeebus! #
  • about to eat 10 day old leftover meat. what could possibly go wrong? #
  • whew – the toughest part of coming back from florida is adjusting to the time change. time for bed! #
  • on the train to work. someone please wake me up from this nightmare. #
  • dave barry: still as laugh-out-loud-funny as ever: http://tinyurl.com/y9zlx5k #
  • back at work for 73 minutes and i'm ready for another long break. #
  • putting on music; going to happy place. #
  • RR new year's IT Underworld toon is up! Ten years after Y2K: We're finally compliant: http://bit.ly/8c0juC #
  • my scale told me this morning in no uncertain terms that it's time to cut back on the beer. message received: time for a new scale. #
  • realizing now that one huge perk of my previous place of employment was an ample supply of odd shaped bandages. #
  • 65 across in today's Boston globe crossword: boner. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 3, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-03
  • the in-laws keep leaving messages to warn us about the snow back i'm Boston. they don't realize we cam pick up the Marconi signal in FLA. #
  • we have officially finished all of the beer in the rental house. everything must go before tomorrow's departure! that just leaves the wine. #
  • it's never a good sign when you're staying at a place and the book for guest comments has every other page torn out. #
  • well, gotta take the family back north tomorrow. time to go cry myself to sleep. #
  • time to leave the FLA and head back to the BOS. crap. #
  • through security at jacksonville airport. flight to BOS delayed one hour. Now getting lunch; ordering something that won't make me gassy. #
  • just ate a black bean burger instead of a real burger. just lost another 5% of manliness. #
  • just ate a black bean burger instead of a real burger. just lost another 5% of manliness. there ain't much left. #
  • the bad news: flight departure now delayed until 3:00. the good news: the steeler game is on here at the gate. not so bad. #
  • looks like our plane is here. guess we really will have to go home. #
  • we're on the plane! perfect. just in time for the second half of the steelers spanking the dolphins. #
  • about to take off for BOS. starting to look forward to getting home to my own beer. #
  • wheels down in Boston! based on what I see outside the window, I'm starting to question my decision to wear shorts for the flight home. #
  • now playing baggage roulette at Logan airport. let's see if our luggage was on board… #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 2, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-02
  • drinking beer, making tacos and playing the whole beastie boys catalog. this is what newly minted 40 year olds do on vacation. sad. #
  • the 10 year old just clogged her first toilet in Florida. that's three states down, forty seven to go. #
  • last full day in FLA, meaning last day for me to make an idiot of myself in the wetsuit. #
  • on second thought, it's too cold for swimming today. I have delicate constitution, you know. #
  • taking the kids to a nature preserve, which they will enjoy whether they like it or not. #
  • we're hiking through a nature preserve which, unfortunately, doesn't seem to have a starbucks. #
  • the kids are in the hot tub which is good cause if there's one thing that kids 10 and under need it's a long, relaxing soak. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
January 1, 2010.
  Web Posted at: 6:00 pm UTC
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-01
  • lighting fireworks on the beach! and drinking. #
  • fireworks done! all digits still in place. time to put the kiddos to bed and for more booze. #
  • the kids are almost in bed. once they are we pop open the champagne. after a few more drinks I'll be ready to moon 2009. adios, bitch. #
  • we've busted out the bubbly and the beastie boys. things are getting wild in northern FLA. #
  • look at me – staying up until the new year, like a kid. apparently, life does begin at 40! clearly I am drunk. #
  • hey – it's 2010! whatever. let's get this year over with. #
  • first workout of 2010 is in the books. still waiting on first attack of gas in 2010. shouldn't be long. #
  • it's a rainy day here in FLA. may need to wear pants. dang. #
  • new year's IT Underworld toon is up! Ten years after Y2K: We're finally compliant: http://bit.ly/8c0juC #
  • once again I got some brilliant thinking done in the shower. with enough soap and water I could solve the problems in the mid east. #
  • due to the rain in FLA we're gonna skip the swimming and take the kids bowling instead. I may still wear my wetsuit. #
  • just took the kids bowling at the worst bowling alley ever. on the plus side, I was invited to join the PBA ( again). #

Powered by Twitter Tools

-Chum    [link | comment]

Tags: ,

Be Sociable, Share!
Follow chumworth on Twitter