-Chum [link | 1 comment]
I love the Democratic National Convention! Four days of political speeches, video montages, and grown people in funny hats – really, what could be better than that? It’s an endless source of late night monologue joke material.
To wit: Dave Letterman used one of my DNC 08 jokes about Bill Clinton on last night’s Late Show (8/27/08):
Bill Clinton spoke earlier tonight at the Democratic National Convention.
The speech was a big success; he got four standing ovations and five phone numbers.
Of course, the DNC is really just a warm up for next week’s Republican National Convention. Hopefully, Dick Cheney will bring his gun and then the fun can really begin!
You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.-Chum [link | comment]
After selling no jokes for about a three month stretch, mainly due to the writers strike, things are picking up! Last week, Dave Letterman told three of my jokes, including one night where he told two. Lightening has struck again, as he told two more of my jokes on Wednesday’s Late Show (1/30/08).
John Edwards officially dropped out of the presidential race today.
He says he wants to spend more time with his haircut.
Click here to hear it live! (format: MP3, size: 77kb)
Celebrity birthdays: Vice President Dick Cheney turns 67 today.
His friends threw a big party for him and they all enjoyed playing Shoot the Tail Off the Donkey.
Click here to hear it live! (format: MP3, size: 263kb)
You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.
This is an official hot streak! Of course, I have now just jinxed myself, so the streak is most likely over. Oh well.-Chum [link | comment]